2011年7月31日星期日

北京渡一號 (三) 大柵欄、都一處燒麥

前門

到酒店settle 好,就飛奔去找吃的,因為那飛機餐實在滿足不了我們的胃。
又話說,之後本想去天壇,所以去了大柵欄找東西吃。

雖然,狗不理包子都在條街,但因為同行的R小姐不吃肉包子,所以去了我們兩本旅遊書都有介紹的都一處燒麥館。
點了四道菜,因為我們都餓得可以吃下三頭牛。
豬肉燒麥

豬肉燒麥的皮比我們廣東燒賣厚很多,餡料的肉不太鮮味,點了醋以後還是覺得太膩。但畢竟是人家的東西,都要試試! (但...沒有下次)

乾隆白菜、馬蓮肉

乾隆白菜甜甜的,加了甜麵醬和麻醬炒大白菜,開胃很好吃!!其實整個北京之旅的蔬菜都很好吃,可以是因為天氣乾燥,菜本身要儲糖,所以特別甜。但那個馬蓬肉也是膩得我們快要昏倒,很多滷水料來醃,但我們真的吃不慣太濃的食物啦...=__=

我們還點了一道爆肚,但因為太餓忘了拍照。(笑)用的是香港少見的黑柏葉,很爽!但可能南乳下太多,汁料很鹹。

地址:北京市宣武區前門大街 38 號

吃飽了都是到處走走,大柵欄沒錯是有很多百年老店,但也因為是遊客區,也就會有漢化的星巴克、uniqulo,還有周大碌!


很喜歡這張照片呢~!

不過,因為職業病發,也即時聯想到全球化對古老城市的影響啦。我可以肯定地告訴你,故宮不准開starbucks 也一定有其他古色的地方給她美國化,反正整個舊京城都令人患上審美疲勞。

2011年7月12日星期二

北京渡一號 (二) 文宇奶酪店

okok係我一廂情願睇左做「文字奶酪店」所以對呢間野個名有好感。
仲要係寫呢間野呢個「毛聞」先發現自己多諗左。

永遠大排長龍,多人到嘔,而果D阿姐同老main冇禮貌到想死。奉送上身赤裸裸大汗阿叔大剌剌地行過high 埋你度。
掛著宮廷甜點的名號,自然甘心上當。

google 同旅遊書話奶酪係用牛奶、砂糖同糯米酒整成。因為當時實在熱到仆街唔想食太甜既野,我叫左原味奶酪(下圖右),R小姐叫左紅豆雙皮奶(下圖左)。



其實奶酪真係唔太甜,同乳酪個味唔同,冇佢咁杰。有少少米香同淡既酸奶味,質地比較實,但入左口又會變水,所以覺得涼左!好神奇!!! 我覺得好食過yogurt :D

偷左一啖紅豆雙皮奶,係滑囉,但冇乜特別。

另外叫左個奶卷(下圖)



其實....可以當佢係roll同cheese cake 的中國版...
好似食緊貢茶果個奶蓋變實左然後冇咸香微甜version。
因為用奶皮整,極膩。冇紅豆更加食唔落。而家諗起都覺得油。
唔係我口味囉...
(我懷疑係萬貴妃用黎質肥其他妃嬪所以叫人整D咁油既甜點!!!)

閒日去都係要排隊,冇得預訂~去開見到有就食下囉~

地址: 東城區交道口南鑼鼓巷49號 (限2000碗)
第一張圖係google, 其他自己影。

PS 我本來諗住硬tag 薜海皮首字花,而家冇啦,冇晒mood 硬tag 喇!
我真係睇左好多次都以為係「文字」囉屌。

北京渡一號 (一) 序

一年一度出走盛會,由於時間(咳...假期)所限只能走到近近地的地方。心血來潮和同事R小姐相約出走京城。
二零一一年六月廿八至七月二日,我們在北京。

別人在紫荊吐艷慶歡騰,我極端一點,回歸了比倫敦更陌生的北京。
改了此遊記名為食字的「北京渡一號」。
全名為...在北京渡過了七月一號。又因為以食為重點,景點次之,取北京道一號的諧音囉。

向來的遊記都是簡簡單單的一篇,但今次我想習慣一下盡量詳寫。

Day 1 前門大街-都一處燒麥-利群烤鴨店
Day 2 十三陵-長城-English Tour-王府井大街-東華門夜市-裕德孚老北京涮羊肉
Day 3 中國電影博物館- 798- 老宅門刀削麵
Day 4 頤和園-圓明園-什剎海- 海底捞火锅(西单店)
Day 5 天安門-故宮-南鑼鼓巷(1)

有排寫!!哈哈哈

2011年6月27日星期一

Green Lantern (2011)


係呀....其實我咁想睇都係為左睇佢~~

我冇睇原著...
但英雄片黎講我絕對收貨~!
要好笑有好笑要緊張有緊張~要特技都ok~

重點係 Lively 小姐終於有腦~仲救返個男人~

恐懼同想像力突然變左對立...其實我有少少R頭....

不過想像力會贏呢個Concept 又真係幾勵志!
但係...佢D字幕真係麻麻...



btw...其實green lantern 音譯都真係一個爛gag....
堅躝癱喎....
衝埋聽日去旅行lu~~~!!!

2011年6月26日星期日

Gold Coast

香港名副其實地是一個國際成市,熱愛旅遊的我們總在自己的家嗅到別國風情。
昨晚跟T小姐及C小姐到了黃金海浪 (其實係...貪佢近公司...)
去到不得了,真心覺得應該唔好用中文字...
等我可以身在漢邦心在胡。



愈來愈覺得屯門其實係一個好地方。
遲D儲夠錢去新墟搵個套房仔住下都好似幾過癮。
起碼,唔駛畀人嘈我幾時訓幾時起身,我唔介意不停做野架其實。

2011年6月18日星期六

B和E之後

R先生把beijing 看成了berlin
還說要plan 何時去berlin

好一個美麗的誤會

聽罷...除了笑他kai...卻有點寂寞。
畢竟,每年暑假也有他陪我玩。
今年,你不在了。

2011年5月24日星期二

The Model -- Kraftwerk

She's a model and she's looking good
I'd like to take her home that's understood
She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time
It only takes a camera to change her mind

She's going out tonight but drinking just champagne
And she has been checking nearly all the men
She's playing her game and you can hear them say
She is looking good, for beauty we will pay

She's posing for consumer products now and then
For every camera she gives the best she can
I saw her on the cover of a magazine
Now she's a big success, I want to meet her again



是呀,是某一季TBB用來做American Next Top Model 的宣傳曲。
但原來是細路仔唔識世界,techno元祖班霸的作品。
這幾天在youtube 狂loop...
完全冇過時!

2011年5月10日星期二

Morning Glory (2010)


我承認我是因為 <穿prada 的惡魔> 編劇和 導演再加 黎堅惠的blog 提及過而看這片子。

表面上是女性勵志小品,但事實上用「冬甩」包裹著一大堆沉重話題。

工作狂生活,我正在過。
最後會否像 Mike 一樣被身邊人離棄我未知,但我知我再忙下去會失去更多。
問題在於...我不能放手,不敢放手。

另一個沉重,來自新聞娛樂化。
我城連新聞節目也不停以「港男港女」來作題材,晨早新聞以嬌柔美女作招徠,難保台資入主以後會變成什麼光景。
速食年代中,已經容不下慢慢來慢慢消化慢慢思考。

糖衣入了口,原來是另一種複雜的味道。



伸延閱讀: 葉七城的人生音像城: 娛樂至死

2011年5月8日星期日

又病

今次係肚痛...
睇左醫生話腸胃炎....但又冇痾同嘔喎...
但又請唔到假...
頂...
最後的士去的士返...好X貴



圖為google 的肚痛帖

2011年5月5日星期四

THOR (2011)



等了又等,因為我的名字由此英雄人物而來。
終於可以看,跟他的好朋友iron man 相比,他是神話的界別,但同時低科技、直接。可以解讀成marvel comics 的世界觀吧!
Asgard 要幾絢麗有幾絢麗,要幾壯觀有幾壯觀!
其實當中也有不少笑位,好像Thor 看到電腦滑鼠時、受傷時、以及跟Jane 相遇相知之時。
鐵絲的札記總是不理智的。

當然natalie portman 勁有氣質,不過....我心目中的男主角先生是...true blood 的eric (Alexander Skarsgård)啦! (人家真的流著北歐的血!!)


當然...Alexander Skarsgård係唔夠 Chris Hemswroth 咁大隻架喇!!(所以戲入面都有個大隻既笑位 :D)同埋Chris 個look 真係好似troy 既brad pitt,話佢冇跟我唔信囉!!!

雖然佢大隻得黎唔鈍~但我都係覺得Alexander Skarsgård比較有氣質!

個配樂成件事好正能量,遲下要買Soundtrack!!



另外,做SIF 的Jaimie Alexander 好型!! (但唔知點解我諗起...簡慕華 lol)




之但係呢....因為我死都要睇埋後面果段hidden track....畀人話我毒囉!! .\_/.

佢個official site 真係靚到喊!!!

圖片來源: google

2011年5月1日星期日

明信片的聯想

收到了有人的post-card,令鬱悶的心情轉好,但仍未有心情面對工作。
很尷尬,原來媽媽會看不特止,還朗讀出來。=__=

看到那幀明信片,想起這兩首歌。

王宛之的畫意

明哥的阿姆斯特丹

謝謝你在這個城市裡曾想起過我。


Toy Story 3 (2010)

Image Source: Google


How did you treat your toys that have not been played for years? Throw them away? Place them at the inner corner of the wardrobe? Or, donate them to a daycare centre for toddlers? Here comes to the third sequel of the Toy Story franchise, a well-known advantageous animation. Andy, the owner of those toys, has grown into a teenager and about to leave his family and go to college. His toys, therefore, end up donated to a daycare centre and started a new life.

This is a story about freedom, as the toys were mistreated and victimized in the daycare centre. There was a evil fluffy teddy bear and a gang of toys turned the paradise to a prison. The toys, leading by Sheriff Woody, have to start their adventure for freedom.

Unfortunately, the great escape led the toys to their own metaphorical of hell- the incinerator. Describing how they co-operate and how they fight with evil Losto, the story explained justice, friendship and teamwork to the viewers.

Although there was a lot of slapstick movements that make us laugh, it is not just a cartoon about living toys. No matter what your age is, this story would inspire you. You can read it as whatever you want to be; a romantic story of Ken and Barbie, an action movie starring all toys, a story about loyalty for Woody, a teenage story about growing up of Andy, you name it! However, one thing that I can be sure about is the positive characters in the movie can lead us “to infinity and beyond”.

除下吊帶前

主唱:薛凱琪
作曲:方大同
填詞:黃偉文
編曲:Randy Chow.Terry 徐浩
監製:Edward Chan.Charles Lee

歌詞

眼鏡除下 耳環除下 
應該吻嗎 心似亂麻 
我想停下 也許只怕 
太早放縱他 採了嫩芽 

回頭用 餘下 長夜 談話 能嗎 
不想心軟給了他 叫他 胡亂去花 
解開我的問題前 其餘未會脫下 
情願扮作 只能看 而不能碰 像幅畫

除下吊帶前 
承諾卻 停滯不前 
其實我 盼望能 一起不只 一晚那樣短 
隨便去痴纏 
如被騙 也沒人可憐 
原諒我 儲起最美一段 
陪著愛戀開展 
已說得很明顯 

無遺地 呈現 全部 全沒 神祕 
假使想細心 看真 每分 緩慢 揭起 
好想挽手渡餘年 才留下這禁地 
情願與每天玩遊戲 赢到遊戲 至送出驚喜
 

除下吊帶前 
承諾卻 停滯不前 
其實我 盼望能 一起不只 一晚那樣短
隨便去痴纏 
如被騙 也沒人可憐 
原諒我 儲起最美一段 
如未進的花園
 

除下吊帶前 
承諾卻 停滯不前 
其實我 盼望能 一起不只 一晚那樣短 
除下戒心前 
查驗最愛並無虛言 
原諒我 極敏感 極計算 
回望我的 缺點 
太喜歡吃 甜 
從前先一再被騙




如果不是Fiona, 絕不能演繹出這樣矜持的少女情懷。
Wyman 的詞,如果早幾年發表,可能會成為好好提醒自己的名詞。
或者,我要好好惡補自己的溫柔與嫵媚。

2011年4月30日星期六

Royal wedding passes without a hitch as Kate and William seal it with a kiss

Considering the huge guest list, the crowds, and the massed ranks of cameras, the royal wedding proved an intimate affair

Stephen Bates
guardian.co.uk, Friday 29 April 2011 20.23 BST

Considering the size of the audience, the two sets of trumpeters, two choirs and several of the most senior clerics in the land, the presence of the entire British royal family, 45 crowned heads from around the world and a guest list stretching to nearly 2,000, it was quite an intimate wedding. And, confounding all the understandable fears, nerves and precautions, it went off without a hitch.

Miss Catherine Middleton of Bucklebury, Berkshire went into Westminster Abbey at 11am and came out an hour and a quarter later, holding the hand of the second in line to the throne as Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge – she will not be known as Princess Catherine. At the moment of their wedding, the Queen bestowed a title on her husband, Prince William of Wales. In fact, there were three titles so that none of her realms felt left out: he also became Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus.

Yet, for all the pomp and circumstance surrounding them, the couple found space to share knowing looks and smiles, suggesting that the natural instincts and affections which Dr John Hall, the abbey's dean, told them at the start of the service had been implanted by God, were already in place. There were giggles between them as he struggled to wriggle the Welsh gold ring on to her finger.

Later, appearing on the balcony at Buckingham Palace to give each other the obligatory kiss to satisfy the watching crowd and the massed ranks of the world's cameras, they gave each other the most perfunctory and chaste of pecks, as if slightly dismissive of the public nature of the ritual.

After a couple of minutes, they did it again in case anyone had missed it. But there was another surprise: William and his bride appearing later in his dad's 40-year-old open-topped Aston Martin, festooned with balloons and a Just Wed number plate, roaring out of the palace and heading down the Mall.

On a grey but bright and muggy day in central London – no sign during the morning of the showers that had threatened to break the month's hot weather – police estimated that up to a million people congregated, half of them in the Mall. In contrast to how police count demonstrations, that may have been an overestimate, but there were certainly many thousands. In the only slight sign of trouble, a small group of protesters gathering in Soho Square to put on masks were pre-emptively stalled without getting near.

Overnight several thousand people had camped outside the abbey, where some had bagged space since early in the week, and along the edge of St James's Park. From early morning, many thousands more poured in, parents carrying picnic bags and rucksacks and children with flags and painted faces, wearing their best party dresses, some of them with cardboard crowns and many others with union flag hats. There were whole families, including grannies and grandads and a high proportion of young people, with many tourists among them.

As they made their way across the bridges, tramping towards Westminster, where the abbey glowed white in the early light, the mood was cheery and police officers, asked to take family photos, obliged. It was, Lord Sacks, the chief rabbi, noted on the BBC, Britain and royalty at its best.

Later the prime minister would gush too: "It was beautiful to see two people who really love each other and who are incredibly happy at an amazing ceremony ... A day when we see 'the new team'. It was incredibly romantic and moving.

"It's a great moment for Britain, a moment when everyone is celebrating and it's being watched round the world where people will see lots of things they love about Britain," David Cameron said.

Before 9am the first guests were arriving at the abbey, walking the red carpet that had been laid outside, through the Great West Door, past the tomb of the Unknown Warrior and up to the altar steps. The nave itself was lined with growing trees, eight maples and two hornbeams, with scented lily of the valley flowers planted at their base. The guests looked like an animated Madame Tussauds: Trevor Brooking and Earl Spencer, Elton John – his hair billowing in the wind like his very own fascinator – waving to the crowd with his partner David Furnish, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and the Beckhams, newly arrived from Los Angeles with David wearing his OBE pinned to his suit. Cheering wafted into the abbey from outside.

Then came the foreign leaders: Australia's republican prime minister Julia Gillard and her partner, New Zealand's John Key and his wife . They were followed by British politicians, the men dragooned into morning suits: Ed Miliband and his fiancee Justine Thornton, Nick Clegg – his wife Miriam González Durántez almost defiantly glamorous – followed by David and Samantha Cameron and a clutch of ministers.

Prince William, in the scarlet tunic of the Irish Guards, followed 45 minutes before the service, accompanied by his brother and best man Prince Harry, in time to greet arriving members of foreign royal families. Then, a fleet of four minibuses followed carrying minor royals from Buckingham Palace, like a charabanc outing.

And then there were the Middletons. A week ago Carole Middleton, flight attendant turned successful businesswoman, could have caught a cab unnoticed in Whitehall. Yesterday she and her son James, who has just started his own cake business, were driven by limousine up the Mall, across Horseguards Parade and past the Houses of Parliament past cheering crowds, to be greeted at the abbey door by a clutch of clergy, including the Archbishop of Canterbury in mitre and cope.

Do mothers still dream that their daughters might grow up to marry a prince and be driven down the Mall in a carriage? If so, Mrs Middleton bore the slightly stunned, unreal expression of one who has woken up to find the dream come true. They were followed by Prince Charles, in naval uniform, and the Duchess of Cornwall and then the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh. And then the bridesmaids and pages, the littlest, three-year-old Grace Van Cutsem, yawning from excitement and tiredness - the little girl, led out on to the balcony at the palace, would later cover her ears to shield them from the noise.

Then lastly, precisely on time, Kate Middleton and her father Michael, whose career started as a British Airways cargo dispatcher, slid into a royal Rolls-Royce at their hotel, the dress, subject of so much speculation, still hidden from view: all that could be seen was lace about the sleeves and a veil over the head. The secret of the elegant ivory gown, designed by Sarah Burton, had to wait another nine minutes until the bride stepped out of her limousine at the abbey.

The intention behind the service itself was a demonstration of Britishness: music by British composers – John Rutter and Peter Maxwell Davies and the young Welsh composer Paul Mealor as well as Elgar, Britten and Vaughan Williams – and old, favourite hymns: Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer, Love Divine, All Loves Excelling and Jerusalem.

The service itself, in conformity with the Church of England's 1966 prayerbook, was a mixture of modern and archaic English, during the course of which Middleton and her husband promised to love, comfort, honour and keep each other, forsaking all others and keeping only unto themselves. William also promised to share all his worldly goods with her.

In his address Richard Chartres, the bishop of London and the clergyman closest to the royal family, advised: "The more we give of self, the richer we become in soul; the more we go beyond ourselves in love, the more we become our true selves ... In marriage we are seeking to bring one another into fuller life." As he spoke of the Holy Spirit quickening within them, filling their lives with light and so leading on to family life, Middleton blushed and smiled.

There are those loyalists who say Princess Diana's spirit would be hovering and certainly her influence was seen most obviously as the couple left the abbey: the new duchess grinning with relief and joy, her husband smiling, but self-consciously blushing with eyes downcast, like his mother in a thousand photographs.

And so to the palace in the 1902 state landau, pulled by white horses. En route the only unforseen incident of the day occurred when a horse ridden by a member of the Household Cavalry escort bolted, throwing its rider as the procession passed Downing Street.

Only pride was dented, the Ministry of Defence said later: the horse "had had a bit of a moment".

Then those discreet kisses on the balcony. And that was thought likely to be that: retirement for the Queen's reception to partake of crab salad and duck terrine, smoked salmon on beetroot blini, asparagus spears and quails' eggs, langoustines and pork belly, Pol Roger champagne and wedding cake and to listen to Charles joke about passing his bald spot on to his son. After that spread, the 85-year-old monarch and her 89-year-old husband were understandably going to retreat to the country, leaving the youngsters to a dinner and disco. This is a prince less hidebound than his father and more informal.

For most couples the drive down the Mall would be the start of their drive into the sunset, but not this pair, not any longer: they turned sharp left 200 yards down the road into Clarence House to rest and recuperate before the evening.

Last night they were staying at Buckingham Palace. Today they set off on a fortnight's honeymoon – destination a closely guarded secret but one that is almost certain to be discovered in time for the Sunday papers: a new life for the Duke of Cambridge and a transformed one for his duchess. She will never walk unnoticed down a street ever again.

Source

The guardian 真係好幽默,bold 左的是很好的比喻~~

2011年4月26日星期二

簡單就是...



Dayoff 可以訓到自然醒,可以訓到見到屬於黃昏的陽光。

起身有壽司、有pancake 食,仲有自己沖既latte。

噢,原來咁就已經心情好好!=]

圖片來源:google

Rubber (2011)



Welcome to the world of no reason.

台譯為<超能輪胎殺人事件>。你沒有看錯,我也沒有看錯。輪胎有超能力殺人的公路電影。
如果不能忍受沒有對白的荒誕劇情,請放棄。畫面大部分時間都是tilt-shift了的Robert,但配樂有一手。
看Robert (噢,那是條tyre的名字)時我想起瘋殺遊戲。
觀眾是不是就是片中那些觀眾,是非不分照單全收,毒藥也放進口?
演員不知自己是演員,假得不合理也照做?
爆頭是Robert仔的超必,就算喜歡的索女化身,罵他三次廢物亦不能悻免。
諷刺、諷刺、諷刺。

換來過癮的85分鐘。



美女主角Roxane Mesquida


Robert看到同類被屠殺的一刻。(好唏噓呀...)

導演先生Quentin Dupieux 所有可以控制的都差不多出自他的名下。劇本(screenplay), 製片(cinematography), 剪接editing,都是他。幸好只是cult,沒有淪為(打)飛機片。 嘻嘻。

2011年4月25日星期一

復活假 假復活

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冇假放仲要畀人問到口啞囉

係我問題係我份工有問題喇好未?

唔請假呀!!

唔要用自己D假黎補公眾假期呀!!

2011年4月23日星期六

如果我是...

曾經...
因為家人的關係,我很想變成她。
老爸從我一開始讀書就跟我說她怎麼厲害...
怎麼賺得多錢...
到大學時,我選了語文。
更加多說話入耳,連伯父也加張咀。

那個她是某張姓的女作家。

但如今,要做,我也不要像她。
文字和生活也是堆砌出來,說著「愛情真諦」。

我要做我自己,寫著我的文字我的語調。

不明的扭傷

昨天開始,右手由痛開始。由於左手也有損傷,不能擦藥。於是就拿出家裡的阿婆貼打算止痛。



可惜,一覺醒來仍是劇痛難當。於是要敷藥。



累我下星期要返四日office 的右手.....


還好我什麼也可以作樂,於是用typogram弄了下面這張圖...



對,welcome to fight club


我實在覺得好像拳手的紮法...囧rz 可惜本人是個左撇子,作文,還是要改...

2011年4月19日星期二

他一個人

因為對別人說是太晚,我才剛放工。


根本沒有預你的一份,硬要說要去也沒有預你。


怕你辛苦,但我的最苦不是辛苦,而是孤苦。


不要臉又何苦呢?


等於間接跟我說:「你只是個outsider 而已。」


所依所恃的都一一失去。這一年的頭幾個月就讓我知道這是失去的一年、選擇的一年、成長的一年。


想法、念頭也都有了。乾脆地實行吧。我並不討厭忙碌,但我討厭忙碌令我不停失去。


我怕我怕我怕。


到最後,我連自己也失去了


2011年4月17日星期日

To-buy List之衣(Summer 2011)

1. 紅色薄外套 (preference ralph lauren)
2. oversize 男裝白恤衫
3. 紅色平底鞋
4. 波點短褲
5. 黑色polo tee
6. 灰色agnes b. tee
7. 紅色淨色tee
8. 黑色薄外套
9. oversize band tee x2
10. longchamp 大袋一隻
11. 黑色踩腳褲

2011年4月10日星期日

每月之星


昨晚收了一通有關新制度的email,多了一個叫「每月之星」的東東。


鍵盤戰士真的當自己神人,別人最密也只是一季做一次performance report。我們竟然一個月一次。


未夠大壓力,平時未夠趕?


這完全不是我想要的所謂「生活」。每個星期day off 又好睇緊exhibition又好,半夜三點又好,失驚無神無時無刻都打電話黎都算喇。你同我講每月之星,評估表現?! top sales? 保險?? 我做緊助教、寫手、translator、editor、proofreader...... 都係應份?畀返6份人工我就應份!


What a nonsense!!!

2011年4月8日星期五

Never Let Me Go (2011)

倫敦總依戀雨點的清明時節,為了懷念那份感覺,就看一套英國的電影吧!


說的是七十年代的科幻複製人故事,但顯現的卻是淡淡的青蔥。色彩都是淡然的大地色系,正好跟第二女主角暴烈的妒忌來一個大對比。典型的英式,克制、格律。


不是中化問題,我不會說人倫道德。The story is all about lies. 唯獨愛是真的。唯美、純愛,換了是台灣或港產片,都一定中人欲嘔。(可能是我超齡了)但英國風味卻來得剛好,不落俗套。


要是我知道自己是個複製人,我一定會找出真身,把她殺了,好好地用真身的身份生活。反正DNA、指模都是一樣,扮作意外失憶,死的是"複製"的那個,就能掩人耳目啦!我一定不會如此地馴服。嘻嘻。


其實我好戥阿二唔抵。搶到手為何內疚?既然一件污兩件穢,男的又不中用,看到他跟她眉來眼去又怎樣?一天不放手,依然是我的。


我倆,其實有三個人。只不過其中一個是局外人而已。


2011年4月5日星期二

文化沙漠的田園中

第一部曲:沒有太多思考的彼思

介紹一下,他是我家小熊,名字叫阿丹。他生在倫敦希思路機場。負責舟居勞頓。

另一隻叫湯美,負責宅在家中,安份地做隻抱抱熊。

其實我是熊痴,總覺得他們是有自己的意識,就像魔鬼怪嬰那些布偶一樣。

是門外疑似曾出現在時代廣場的小綠人群。右面是朋友的叫阿九的狗狗。

人很多,大家跟"實Q"在玩快閃遊戲。聽得最多的是「唔好影相」,但場內如果有2000個人,大概有1500部單反。

其實,傳媒都報導了所有 (對,是所有)亮點。連看財經透視都報導,有一點像花潮的感覺。

人人也在趁墟。

不同物料的草圖很精彩,那個黑房裡的繽紛歡樂令我魂遊了一陣子。

Pixar是一個充滿異色的幻想世界。明明他是計算,是商業,但總令我們乖乖付鈔。

可能是我期望過高,我真的覺得-

雷聲大雨點小。

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第二部曲:哪門子的創意?

香港創意品牌展覽,很諷刺地,單看名字就很沒創意。

又係G.O.D又係又一山人又係小克又係Vivienne Tam又係偉易達又係Michael Lau.....(呵欠)

畢竟是政府的場,跟我們偉大的特區政府講創意?創意食唔食得架?飽唔飽架?

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第三部曲:我愛海報

精彩要帶腦袋的,要算是海報三年展。

可以拍照,因為你、我、他也抄不了。

文化根基請自備,否則我勸你先找導賞耳機。

甚麼國家地區的展品也有,但以歐亞為主。

話題也應有盡有,由核幅員幅射到狗大便都有。

下面那兩幅,看得我有點心酸,眼眶有點溫熱。澳門回歸十年時,香港人的手筆。

這兩個城市同途異路。

一國、兩制、三權、四維

花開、赤化

行不行?成不成?

當時,響起公司電話。X !

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曲終:

文化博物館敗在展品的擺放指示不足,幾個展覽也是這樣。行得我跟早幾天的天氣一樣-一頭霧水。一..一 看海報最誇張,真的好像在迷宮。不,應該這樣說,根本就是在沿著腦內神經一直在走。

話說,看pixar時看到一團團的學生。帶學生看pixar,有屁用?通識講動畫做例子?OLE湊數?

如果我是日校老師,我一定是帶「壞」學生的那位。

2011年4月3日星期日

He's gone, finally.

由他知會我到他真正要走,兩個星期。
每個星期也跟他去玩,好像趕著以後也不會見到他一樣。

開心但心痛。

有記憶以來牽得最久,手心的溫度燙得我們不得不放手。
也許是時候要長大。
你的路,我的途,跟本不一樣。
又一次無疾而終。

沒有放下工作,因為我放不下。
不過我感覺到自己的心破了一個洞,空洞洞的,只有我自己知道破了個大洞。
幾天都心不在焉,幾近抓狂卻哭不出來。

道別時我不敢親口說,因為我知道我會哭,但我要工作。
救命。